Now my well read, University of Chicago graduating, philosophy/great books reading fans I am not going to write about the mathematical chaos theory (or for that matter the Butterfly Effect: “Does the flap of a butterfly’s wings in Brazil set off a tornado in Texas?”…you should know that Edward Lorenz died this May..for extra credit who was Lorenz?) Anyway, I am referring to the chaotic system which is my brain function appearing to be randomly flitting from one subject to another.
I am taking the day off from politics. Finally the MSM (main stream media) has called McPalin out for lying (recall I did it in my post on Wednesday, Krugman of the Times didn’t get it until Friday, I am so ahead of the curve). Plus today the Times finally called Mrs. Palin out for book banning…again I did that on Wednesday. Unfortunately the Nobama campaign refuses to seize on any this, instead making ads about how great his ideas are. Hey Nobama, guess what?!? No one cares! Hit McPalin back. The Press isn’t going to win this one for you like they did in the primary. Plus does anyone go to Nobama rallies anymore? It seems he speaks to crowds of about 100 in schools and libraries. Shades of Gore and Kerry. YIKES!
So now I’m going to randomly shift gears and talk about some baby stuff that you guys think we like, but we really question:
Bob the Builder v. Handy Manny: Here is my question: why does the white guy (Bob) have an engineering degree and can build whatever needs to be done but the Hispanic guy (Manny, presumably short for Manuel) is merely a handyman? I mean you guys make this up. Can someone please explain it to me?… like I’m a 5 week old.
WARNING: DETOUR FROM BABY LAND: Movies: Michael Clayton: Saw it for the first time last night. Clooney, superb. Great script and direction by Tony Gilroy (also did the last 2 Bourne movies and appears in Clayton as the cab driver in the last scene). The most important thing to me? Clayton’s son in the movie named…you guessed it…Henry!
Teletubbies: What the eff are these guys…gay or straight? Who cares! They are downright weird…I mean what is that language they speak. I mean I can’t speak English, but at least I can read and write it. The creator of that show must have been on some crack smokin, E induced mushroom haze to have come up with that. Imagine all these guys at the pitch meeting for PBS sitting around a table making those crazy noises and showing artwork of ling-ling or whatever that purple bastard’s name is!
More TV: Sprout Channel: Don’t get me started. Like Teletubbies on ‘roids. Remember boys and girls, just say no to performance enhancing HGH.
Finally: CLOWNS!!!! Why do you guys thing we like this and aren’t actually, completely and utterly terrified by them. First of all they are fully grown adults wearing weird ass make-up, stupid hair, funny shoes and a bulbus nose. They make us CRY! They don’t really speak, some have horns…which again are scary and they make weird balloon sculptures. I mean these creatures are really really creepy. Yet you guys in your zeal to impress us hire these weirdos to entertain at our parties and then wonder why we all go into some crazy crying tizzy fit. Yet by continually hiring them, you are helping to support and maintain the clown economy. I think my friend over at e*trade said it best:
That’s all for now. I have to go watch my man Brett go beat up on the Brady-less Pats. GO JETS!
