Ok people, I know, I know, I set up the blog so you can subscribe and then I don’t write for like a week. I’ve had Blog Block and I couldn’t figure out why. Now I know, my Playskool Gentle Vibes Clip-on Vibrator has broken. Before any of you start making lewd comments, trust me as an almost 6 week old, this thing is tremendously important. Clip it on to anything and it bounces me gently. Yes I use it on the bouncy seat, which is why it bounces and helps me to create my random thoughts from the bouncy seat. Now its broken, I ‘ve changed the batteries twice and its just not vibrating that much. What’s worse is that it appears that it is no longer available. Whatever will I do? Anyway, I got it working enough to post this entry and to give you some more random thoughts. If anyone can find this diamond from playskool, let me know. Here are some more random thoughts from the not so bouncy seat:
Politics #1: The debate has become so shrill, I can’t even stand it anymore. Everyone says anything just to get elected. The press does its best to try to truth squad, but even they have an agenda. What’s a baby voter to do? I’m still voting for Obama, but check out my favorite “journalist?” Jon Stewart:
TV#1: No Mad Men Tonight: I haven’t previously commented on this show, but can there be any better show on television right now? Forget the story lines (which are great) the look and the feel of the show are stupendous, makes me want to wear a grey suit and smoke Luckys (whatever Luckys are).
TV#2: The Emmys: Mad Med made the decision not to be on tonight because of the Emmys. I’ll be routing for the show and also watching to see the red carpet pre shows. I mean, I have to see what everybody is wearing. Since I’m still wearing onsies, I ‘m excited to see other clothes.
Economy #1: My boy the e*trade baby got out of the market 10 days ago, so he wasn’t hurt by any of this crazy market turmoil. He gave me the heads up and I dumped all that crappy AIG and Lehman stock just in time. Plus I’ll get to write off those capital losses. Anyway, I think me and my boy should be the new Secretary of the Treasury and Fed Chair in any new administration. I mean we couldn’t do any worse!
That’s it for now, but check back for updates or subscribe by email. Next week may bring the break-up of Brad and Angelina if the tabs are to be trusted. If that happens, I renew my invitation to Jolie-Pitt kids to come hang out with me. They can crash at my place while their parents sort out all of that adult stuff.
If you find out where a Playskool clip on vibrator can be purchased, please let me know. I have several friends with fussy infants who could really use one of these. I purchased some years ago for my nieces and wow were their parents happy! Thanks.